I know...
Here I am with some pretty good stuff.
Manwhore is now a guest of the state of California (omg! imagine that). It didnt happen here, for some reason I am sooooo freaking relieved. I can put my box of Tide back out by the washing machine!
I have been trying to call my friend (Lena) and she hasent answered... :(
I am eccstatic about the best thing to happen to me in years. I am working back at my dads shop! I have been doing the things that I was doing before...the basic answering the phones, helping customers. Unfortunatly that is where the guy that took over my job 4 years ago stopped. On wednesday I commensed to sweeping the front area of the shop, not your simple broom with the dustpan bit, but a down on my knees, under and behind the desks,to elaborate, there is a preexisting rat population cohabitating at the shop and they love to shred paper and drag trash around and shit everywhere. Imagine 4 years worth?
Oh yeah, it was down and dirty, I used oiled sawdust to keep the dust down. It took me 4 hours.
Wait, it gets better...
The refridgerator...
4 years...
Lazt/messy/ pompador wearing/ mommas boy, who played solitaire on the computer in his spare time (which seemed to be all the time)
The fridge was making me gag...anyone for some vintage 2006 milk?
This guy would spill a carton of milk and just leave it there milk and all, and he spilled a jar of dill pickle juice and left that, so at the bottom of the ref. was this wonderful soup that seems to have seeped into my pores.!!
I literally swamped it out...I'm so smart tho, I turned it off but forgot to unplug it...I shocked the shit out of myself... (I'm part 'tarded)
I found a bran muffin from 2006, it was a nice, petrified,perfect looking muffin but hard as a rock...I gave it to the shop dog, she begs ALL the time (a habit I find quite annoying) I gave it to her. The sound of her grinding it down I started laughing, a giddy giggle that was starting to scare me I guess because I havent had a good gufaw in AGES, I think the sound was foreign. I dont know but I was thoroughly amused, it was great. I gave Ruby (the dog) a much needed bath( at least 2 years on that) she was happy. So that was my day, I cut it to the minute for closing time.
Well since starting work there I have found myself amused and laughing out loud at stuff that I never saw amusment in before.
I must be happy.
Closest to it anyway.
Or I'm loosing it...
So there you are, I'll try and write some more tonight.
I have included some pics of some sexy downtown beefcake.
Have a good day.
LOVE Me.
